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01 December 2013 @ 11:51 pm
Metrosexual or Gay?  
So there's a couple of guys at my work who are major hotties and sometimes you can tell when a guy is gay or if he's just annoyingly pretty. This one was a toughie. He is tall, fairly fair but not too terribly anglo saxon with cheek bones you could grate cheese on.  Overall, very good looking but also kind of a dick. But one day I was sitting in the break room, just letting my feet throb for a few minutes, when I decided 'fuck it, I'm just going to stare and see what happens.'  Nothing did, obviously, or I wouldn't be writing this. But the guy was totally oblivious, stuck in his book and twirling the fork in his salad. That right there should have been my first clue, but, no. That bit comes later. Instead my first sign was his eye brows. They were better groomed than mine. Strike one. Next was his attire: sweater vest, long sleeve shirt, and tie with khakis. Strike two. Strike three came with his salad which wasn't so much a lettuce-y salad as it was a broccoli and cauliflower concoction meant to unclog your colon. This was man was obviously gay. His hair was coifed, he was reading a romance book about vampires, and his overall manner of siting was stylized in a way that was a touch too feminine. Not that there's anything wrong with that it's just confirmation to an already painful fact that he is of no use to me now.

Why do gay men get all the good ones?

Oh well. Maybe next time.
Current Location: Couch
Current Mood: disappointeddisappointed
Current Music: Surrender by Mythos