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27 December 2014 @ 11:16 pm
Men  
I am not interested in dating anyone. So why people from work and writers groups keep trying--I don't know. I'm just tired of it. I maintain a relatively low level of upkeep. Which means I don't pluck my brows, wax my vagina, or color cordinate my shoes to my shirt. I simply wear deoderant, brush my teeth, and bathe regularly. All my make-up has SPF in it (foundation, powder and blush) and rarely do I style my hair in anything more sophisticated than a ponytail. My only selling points are that I'm not hideous to look at and am marginally smarter than a sheep. Other than that I've got a nasty temper, a foul mouth, and a history of laziness. Seriously, men, I am not worth the effort of asking out. Nor do I want to be. I am quite content on my own and have no interest in changing my ways.  Ladies, same deal.